What, like, you don’t know that off the top of your head?
2am:
<me, intensely competitively>: TWO THOUSAND AND NINE. In Roman munerals! That’s your challenge, pilgrim!
<boyfriend>: Uh..IX..no wait…MCM….um…GOD YOU’RE SUCH A DUMBASS.
<me>: That is incorrect. I win.
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